hiiiiiii! hiiiiiiii! hiya!!!!! how are you?

do you like bears? i hope so cuz we are bears!
our owners threw us away, that made us sooo sad. :(
so us bears got together and started a beary excellent band.

we had a hard time trying to learn how to play our instruments until we met our new orchestra leader.
his name is Herr Konductor.
he is kinda mean to us too sometimes :(
but we're working on making him nice with beary hugs and love and beootiful music.


now we tour around and play shows! do you want to come and see us?

you should come to see us! we can all sing and dance together.
wouldnt that be fun?

ok i gotta go! byeeeee! byeeeeee!!!! byyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

upcoming shows (click here to contact Herr Konductor for booking)
April 6, 2018-----Reno NV--- Jub Jubs
April 7, 2018-----Nevada City, CA---Coopers
April 14, 2018----Oakland, CA---Eli's w/Chaki
April 21, 2018----Santa Rosa CA---birthdaay party yeah!!!!!

introducing tbo!!!!

YOU VILL VATCH MY TEDDY BEAR ORCHESTRA AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY TO HEAR OUR BEOOOTIFUL MUZICK. VEE ARE THE BEST TEDDY BEAR ORCHESTRA IN ZEE WORLD. YOUR FACE VILL HURT FROM SMILING!!!!!!!