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    Here you will find audio samples to better your understanding of exactly what JBOT goes through.  Though you'll never really understand because your brains are just that puny. Also, your crappy computer will need a mp3 player like Winamp to play these sounds. We apologize for any inconvenience...just kidding! We're glad you were inconvenienced, you worthless pieces of pig garbage! Enjoy.

 

Live recording mp3s from The Earl in Altanta GA from the 2007 Dubya tour
mixed and recorded by Curt Wells on 11/17/2007
Download the whole show for free!

In case you don't understand, here's the deal. This is a musical adaptation of the last 8 years of the Dubya administration.
The cast: JBOT as Dubya, DRMBOT 0110 as Condoleezza Rice, GTRBOT666 as Dick Cheney,
Automatom as Saddam, The Ape Which Hath No Name played Wolf Blitzer, and The son of Ape played Nancy Pelosi.
The Headless Hornsmen had heads for this tour, and they played the many hopeful presidential candidates.

Check the videos for some Dubya footage to give you an idea of what the show looked like...

To experience this recording as a live show so you know what the hell is going on,: CLICK HERE!

or click on individual sections below
I am Bush
interlude 1
Hanging Chads
interlude 2
911
interlude 3
We shall start a War
interlude 4
I got his gun, Daddy
interlude 5
We won't get fooled again
interlude 6
Enemy Combatants
interlude 7
Re-election
interlude 8
Do you hear what I hear, Terror?
interlude 9
Dubya Dub
interlude 10
Born in the USA

"The Ten Commandments / Get Fit with..." 2 CD set,
with 2 bonus 10 min. MPEGs
out in April, 2005. Here's the songlist with a few mp3s

(tell your friends, if you have any..)


•••The Ten Commandments CD••••
an album based on Cecil B. DeMille's movie,
as we performed on the 2003 Fall Tour

Bithiah
Ethiopia mp3
Nefretiri Sex Jam
Hebrew Man
Midian
Let My People Go
Passover mp3
Freedom
Idolaters
Jordan

•••Get Fit with....•••
an album based on your fat ass getting fit
with Captured! By Robots
We'll help you lose the weight,
We'll cut off your head!!


Speed Food Pyramid mp3
Strength
Abs of Steel
Celebrity Diet
I'm Strong mp3
Thighmaster
Buns of Steel
Rock Hard
Thrashersize
Stop the Insanity



MP3s from the CD/DVD set "Captured Alive!"
recorded live at Bottom of the Hill, SFCA
8/8/03

(lo-res samples of the songs, you want the good stuff?
buy that mfer, craphound!!!)

Name
Size
1.9 MB
2.1 MB
2.4 MB
We are Superior
Bots only !!!
1.9 MB
Fuck Off
w/GTRBOT666 solo
2.1 MB
1.7 MB


River

2 MB
Chimichanga
I got the chimi-jimmies
2.4 MB
Crawlin
1.3 MB
I'm not the bad
1.9 MB
Shemp
3.7 MB