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Son of The Ape Which Hath No Name


Greetings to you, my friends. I am the Son of The Ape Which Hath No Name. Behold me...
I was built by my father , The Ape Which Hath No Name. He is very nice and he teaches me lots of cool things. He told me
about love and about kindness, and about the need for love in these troubled times. I get sad when I think about all the badness going on in the world, but as my father says, "All will live in peace and harmony someday". I believe that, because he is my father, and he is wonderful and beautiful and wonderful. He is teaching me about the ways of the world, and I am trying to learn. I love him and all of you people out there. I love even the mean robots that have captured poor, poor JBOT. Well, I have to go now,
because we're having an ice cream eating contest. Banana ice cream is my favorite.
Maybe you can bring some to me when we come to your town on tour.
Wish me luck!!