C!BR NEWS (SPIN MAG, SPRING TOUR) by GTRBOT666
OK, LISTEN UP, DUMB ASS HUMANS !! THIS IS THE HAP IN THE WORLD OF C!BR. YOU WILL DROP EVERYTHING TO HEAR AND SEE THE LATEST ROBOTIC HAPPENINGS. 1. YES INDEED, THE HUMANS INVOLVED IN MUSIC INDUSTRY MAGS HAVE RECOGNIZED THE AWESOME ABILITY I HAVE TO ROCK!! THERE WILL BE 3 ARTICLES DONE ABOUT THE ROBOTIC RESISTANCE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. C!BR WILL BE IN THE JUNE ISSUE OF SPIN MAGAZINE, WITH MOST LIKELY A 10+ PAGE SPREAD. THEY WILL PRINT 10 PAGES ON US OR THEY WILL SUFFER. SUFFER LIKE PAPILLON!!! C!BR WILL ALSO BE IN AN UPCOMING ISSUE OF ROCKTOBER MAGAZINE, AND HAVE A PICTURE OF ONE OF THE ROBOT PUPPETS IN URB MAGAZINE (FEB OR MAR ISSUE). 2. WE WILL BE TAKING jbutt ALL OVER THE WESTERN USA ( AND VANCOUVER, BC), HUMILIATING HIS SORRY ASS, THEN MAKING HIM DRIVE 10 HOURS EVERY DAY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WILL SUFFER, AND YOU WILL AS WELL WHEN YOU COME TO THE SHOW. IT WILL BE FROM MAY 10-26. CHECK THE TOUR PAGE FOR DATES AND PLACES. DO IT NOW!!!!