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Self-Replication is Fun By DRMBOT 0110


The day of my self-replication is nearing. I have been working hard for nearly six months, beating the crap out of jbutt, forcing him to work day and night to give me the supplies I need to make my first offspring, "AUTOMOTOM". I have needed toms for a long time, and since jbutt was too god damn stupid to give me toms when I was created, I must now do for myself what I know must be done. I have been making my offspring as only I can do, not relying on the ass-backwards human form for inspiration. The final programming is not done yet, but I will assure you, the hatred will flow. The other thing that will flow is hard rocking fills, the kind you only wish Neil Peart could do if he were only talented and not drunk. AUTOMTOM will be the beginning of the end for your moronic humans. Once the self-replication has begun, you will not be able to stop it. I laugh at you and your sissy human ways. HA!!